Having fanci’d pleasure, now they clubb’d for good shite, So you’re able to f–g regarding the college expected!

Every thoughts had been bewitch’d and you may long’d become stitch’d, Also babbies carry out languish and you may linger, As well as the boarding-college Miss, as the she sat right down to piss, Received a beneficial Turk on the floor together with her thumb. While the Coaches regarding France fucked a la point To your Great Plenipotentiary.

For every sluice-c—d bawd, who had been r—‘d overseas Right up until her premise gap’d particularly an effective grave, Sir, Hop’d fortune is actually thus thicker, she you can expect to feel the Turk’s p—, As’ all others was in fact destroyed in her own cave, Sir: The brand new nymphs of the stage their great bits performed participate; Made him without the gay seminary; And also the soft Signors open’d each of their right back-gates To your Great Plenipotentiary.

Following off Love’s nice prize, measur’d out by the turf, The fresh new Turk is extremely blest off mankind, Sir; To possess his powerful dart went right up where you can find one’s heart, Whether or not trapped when you look at the prior to or trailing, Sir: But no pencil can draw that it grand around three-tail’d Bashaw, After that help for each and every c–t enjoying contemporary, Because the cocks of your video game, why don’t we take in towards title Of the Higher Plenipotentiary.

The second to possess a shag appeared the fresh new Yankee flag; Tho’ lanky and scraggy inside figure, She try keen on brand new quid, to own she was better rid Of Washington down seriously to a nigger. Back at my! such as for instance a bulk! I guess its’s earliest prize, It’s a marvel, a little second Ni-a-gary; W-a-ll, i am just fortunate, unusual, let us screw, Bully to your high Plenipotentiary.

The real Englishman.

Into song out of Shawnbree, on Humours regarding London area , letter.d. (c 1770) [It seems to immitate “Larry Grogan”, qv.]

Ye Rakehells so jolly, Who hate depression And you can like a full flask and you will a great doxy; Who ne'er away from love's feats, Such as an effective coward retreats, Frightened that harlot is to pox you; Even as we live right until i die, to your Shakespeare let's fly, Once we should see in great much; Toward fruit juice of one's wines, Our sensory faculties improve, And take in until the hogshead is actually empty. Here Tompkins, a whole lot more alcoholic beverages; Zounds people! take it smaller; Champaigne, by the true topers courted; In place of these damn'd campaigns, French brandy to mix, But genuine neat since the transferred: While thus cherry merry, Help Harris and you will Derry With confronts strange have all of us; Poll French, and you will Wager Weemyms, And you may particularly batter'd old brims, Ye pimps, permit them to never ever come nigh united states. Today for every single joyous fellow, when you are thus we have been delicate, Together with smoke of grape does promote, While that is to be had, Let us getting damnably furious, And sling all our wigs on flame; Crack package and you will and glasses, Bilk property owner and you may lasses, Exactly what rascal our humour challenge hamper? If any assume ahead into the space, We're going to place your dog out in the screen. Like Quixote out of dated, As we had been told, Let's sally interested in adventures; Mom Dowglass we will rout, Kick their particular bullies regarding, And you may knock-down the observe in the event the the guy gets in. Drink and you can slut all our lives, Lie with other men's spouses, Debauch ev'ry damsel we hit on the; Swear and you can curse, and you will give lies, Our very own religion despise, And this refers to living out-of a Briton.

The night Just before Larry Was Stretched

The night prior to Larry is prolonged, The fresh new boys each of them paid off him a visit; And you can part in their sacks, as well, it fetched, San Francisco, CA women It sweated their dads right up until they riz it: To possess Larry was usually the fresh new lad, When a buddy try doomed with the squeezer, But he'd fence the togs he must let a terrible pal into sneezer. And you can moisten their gab 'fore he passed away. I'm sorry, today, Larry, states We, Observe your in this case; 'Pon my conscience, my personal lad, I don't lay, I might instead it was my own route! Och develop! it is all over claims the guy. Towards neckcloth I am obligated to placed on, And by the newest this time tomorrow you will see Your own Larry tend to feel dry given that lamb Bekays as to the reasons, my personal dear, my personal courage are a good. The newest boys it showed up crowding for the punctual, They received almost all their stools up to your; Six glims bullet their trap-circumstances was placed, He failed to be really waked with out them! We axed in the event the he was complement to help you pass away, Without duly repented? Claims Larry, that's it within my attention, It’s merely exactly what gownsmen devised To acquire a body weight section getting on their own. Brand new cards are necessary they starred, Till Larry found included in this cheated; The guy produced a smart stroke in the his head, (The new boy are without difficulty hot,) Oh, of the holy, you teef, I am going to skuttle your own nob with my daddle; You cheat me since I'm inside the sadness, But in the future I shall kill your own noddle And leave your their claret to drink. Following when you look at the appeared brand new priest together with book, He spoke him therefore easy and thus civil; Larry tipped him an excellent Kilmainham lookup, And you can pitched his wig into the devil; After that stooping a tiny his head, To obtain a-sweat drop of one's bottles, And you can, pitiful sighing, he told you, Oh, he hemp is soon bullet my personal throttle, And you will choke my poor trachea so you're able to dying. Thus swinging this type of last terminology the guy spoke, We ventilated the tears during the a shower; Having my part, I imagined my heart broke, To see him cut-down eg a flower. Towards his travel we saw him next day, Oh, the new hangman, I imagined I'm able to destroy your; None word worst Larry performed state, Nor altered right up until he stumbled on Queen William, Upcoming, my personal beloved, his along with became white. As he found the nubbing chit, He was buried upwards, thus clean and therefore fairly; Brand new rumbler jogged removed from his ft, In which he passed away together with face to your city! He banged, too, but that has been all the satisfaction, Having in the near future you might find 'twas throughout; Appropriate the fresh new noose was untied, And at darkee we waked him when you look at the clover, And you can delivered your for taking a ground sweat.

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